Talk:Occult Club/@comment-24919081-20151218022130

"Welcome to the Occult Club, do you wish to join?"

"Yes!"

"Ok. Here's your contact lenses and Hair dye... To match me."

"Wh-What?! I like my hair colour, and eye colour!"

"You can't join if you don't look like me... Also you're not allowed to sleep anymore."