Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-34075901-20171228171435/@comment-34075901-20180106215100

PopsicleNinja wrote: The machine was in a tower on top of my base, inside the walls around my base. (The wall is around the base, not the country.) How the heck did those residents get in to throw a drunken party in my base?

Oh. My bread cats escaped... They will DIE. It's simple: You know the salt caramel wolves that are residents of Black Licorice Forest? Well, dire salt caramel wolves in Baklava Forest are one of the main reasons why that forest is so dangerous. They're going extinct because another animal that used to eat the taffy vines is also going extinct, but I can fix that. But remember, I'm only restoring Baklava Forest for my own purposes. First up, I don't want to give you a place to dump prisoners, because when I go there for taffy vines, I keep finding skeletons of vampire cats and other suspect animals. I have the ability to tame most dangerous creatures, and dire wolves are strong. (Information: Animals and creatures native to Baklava Forest are not harmed by taffy vines.)

So it begins: I start by breaking into the zoo and letting the animals loose, purely to cause chaos. Have fun with your dire wolves, Sugar Center! Have fun reenacting Jurassic Park!

So it begins (for serious): I use stolen DNA capsules I find to create the wolves and deer. (The DNA capsules are one use only.) The deer, I simply release into Baklava Forest. NOW, have fun with your taffy trap forest while you can, before the deer eat the vines! (Don't worry about taffy vines, there ARE farms.) The wolves, on the other hand, I release to the wild, but I also adopt two of them to a special place in the basement. Prisoners will be fed to the wolves if I don't need them.

So now, I have a dungeon beast! So I find those bread cats again, and when I'm done with them, I feed them to the wolves. Oh, I thought you were gonna enslave them. I retract my last statement bc I misunderstood.