Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-2248043-20151124030112

First off, do you know how absolutely bonkers this game has made me? The great Naga in heaven has taught me that this game is from the horrible ground below. Think of all the wicked, evil acts you can do in this game? I just witnessed a miracle today which made me change my whole perspective about this game. I cannot stand to be here any longer! I can't believe I edited this wikia to help it! For now on, I'm going to do the right thing. I'm never going to support this game, its wikia, or its sole developer. I. Hate. This. Game. Anyone who still likes it should instead go to church and praise Naga, a cool god from Fire Emblem, some random game franchise I know. This is the last straw. I will never forgive Yandere Simulator for what it has done to my poor mind, and others. Let us reject this video game, and all others, because they poison the minds of today's youth. Down with Yandere Simulator and everything it stands for!!!!111

Kidding.

What this thread is actually about is that I want a religion about Yandere Simulator. A joke one, of course. Like, going by the Christian religion (one I was raised with) Ekhinyu is Jesus or something and YandereDev is God. I'm not sure about the positions/roles for DesertFoxtrot, Third-Impact-Is-Coming, LightningPikachu, me, or Jackboog21. I know that YandereDev has to be God because he made the game. Ekhinyu has to be Jesus because he came here to teach us about Yandere Simulator (he did make the wikia) and then left and stuff. Jackboog21 is like is Saint Peter or something. But who is Judas then? Not it!

The Old Testament would be about when the wikia was more messy and inaccurate or whatever. The New Testament would be now, I guess? Sometime when the wikia gets better.

Or, if people aren't that familiar with the Christian religion (I'm still not after all these years) then we could do something simpler. Maybe just have the God of Blah for a bunch of things with one highest god above all the rest.

Again, this is all just for fun. 