Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-28602273-20171222092825/@comment-31440726-20171223192247

Hmm. The radioactive nuke did nothing to harm me or my army. It just mutates them into more monstrous beasts than they already are. The castle is completely leveled, though. I rebuild the castle and ask Basement Cat to insert a forcefield around the land to protect it from further nuking.

I invade soviet nation. It's a much less gloomy place. The sun is obscured by clouds, so my army is okay. I am able to take over the land, up until a garlic field that I mysteriousy came across. This must be the border. Hmm. I use darkness to make the area I took over dark. Now it's mine. The vampires have to go back, but the demons can keep going. We reach a wall. What to do? Use a darkness nuke to blast through the wall while also darkening the land. I encounter innocent cute creatures like puppies and kittens who are guarding the land. The demons KILL them.

Noticing a dungeon, I break in and discover all sorts of monsters, including some vampire cats captured out of the wild, and even ordinary citizens of soviet nation who went into an emo or goth phase. I free them all. They join me with attacking, and I locate a building. This is the building where you are kept. Unfortunately, the army is too powerful for demons alone, so I go back and focus on freeing the monsters and emos from soviet nation. It is a glorious chase. When I reach the garlic field, a dragon who can breathe fire burns the garlics. Now the rest of the vampires can hold off the army. Sorry, you must retreat.