User blog:Neponen123/Shunned=Spy CONFIRMED

Hi. It's been a while, but I'm back.

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What's this? I got some information from one friendly spy. The rumors says Shunned Fangirl is a spy! So let me investigate all the informations about him.

First. What rhymes with Shunned?

That's right!

Stunned.

Why Shunned is stunned? Who did that to him? Answer: Police. Police officers has stun guns with them. Does that mean Shunned has a big history with police? Yes, unfortunately.

What? Needs more evidences? Well you got it!

Shunned's last name is "fangirl", but he's a man. So is Shunned pretending to be a girl so he'd get some maternity allowance, so he can buy some weapons for his organization? Maybe, who knows?

Not enough? Then we shall continue... When I am trying to pet Shunned, he always throws me away or other stuff like that. But why he's not allowing me to pet him? Well, the answer is simple. Spies are using invisibility clocks to turn invisible. If somebody touches them when they are invisible, they'll turn visible. So is Shunned spying us all day long? Well that explains why is he so much away. It also explains this weird pic: He's sending our private information to his spy organization...

Not matching, eh? I guess we have to do some math.

Spy has 3 letters. Shunned fangirl has 14 letters. 14×3=42. 42-10=32. 32:8=3. Spy has 3 letters so this is the last evidence. Now we have enough evidence to say: Shunned is a spy confirmed.

I hope you enjoyed this. Tell me the next person who seems doing something very suspicious and I would check that out. And if this gets lots of views, I'll allow Shunned to cat off my balls. THIS IS NOT A SCAM!