Talk:Sukubi Dubidu/@comment-36083062-20180803053347

My reactions to the hypothetical answers:

1#: "I put it on as a joke, then I lost the key, so it's just stuck like this. I'm afraid of sharp objects getting close to my neck, so I don't want to cut it off."

Me: Gee, I wonder why! *cough cough Yandere Chan cough cough*

2#: "Shhhhh, don't tell anyone, but I'm actually a great dane that has been transformed into a human through the use of this magical collar."

Me: Wait, so if I take off your collar, you'll turn into Scooby Doo? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

3#: "This collar supplies me with energy by collecting power from the dark side of the moon. If I take it off, I become extremely weak."

Me: Oh, you have powers? Cool. I have crippling depression!

Sukubi: ... Me: Say whaaaaaaa?

5#: "Nobody cared who I was until I put on the collar."

Me: Not even your friends? Or did you not have any friends before you put on the collar?

6#: "What collar?"

Me: That one *pokes the lock*