Thread:Jackboog21/@comment-36006874-20181104025017/@comment-37400092-20181104032451

YOU DARE NOT BELIEVE ONE OF MY SLAVES! JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, YA DAMN PURPLE, THAT MY UNDERLINGS WOULDN'T DARE LIE WHEN THEY KNOW I'D KILL THEM WITHOUT A QUESTION! JACK IS INDEED HUMAN! ALL YOU DAMN PURPLES ARE THE SAME!

Also, may I recommend Boog Tech Green Hair Dye? Purple hair is sooooooooooo ugly. Green happens to be very in, and always has been in. Boog Tech Green Hair Dye will even change your genes, preventing further purples in your family! Doesn't that sound amazing?!

Boog Tech has done many studies on purple hair, here are the results;
 * 99% increased chance of being dumb.
 * Increased risk of death relating to green haired girls.
 * 100% chance of being ugly.
 * Inability to work at Boog Tech.

The evidence speaks for itself. If you're interested, I can send you a coupon. :)

-Bosenga Fujimoto, Boog Tech VP