Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-26819397-20151007181801/@comment-27561449-20160626043655

THELEGENDGIANTDAD wrote: Bad Ideas with Legend episode 1: The Vending Machine! 1. You kill people by bludgeoning them with the cans.

2. You kill people with the machine by crushing them.

3. You kill people with the machine by shooting cans out of the machine at high speeds.

4. You give the cans to Senpai and he loves you.

5. Osana is allergic to the drink, and you give it to her so she'll die.

6. You stuff dead people into the machine.

7. You cut dead people up into little pieces and put them inside individual cans.

8. Info-chan is hiding in the machine, and gives you cans in exchange for panty shots.

9. You drink them and they give you a sugar rush, so you run faster.

10. You drink them for no other reason than that they are tasty.

But seriously, I think that the theory where you gift them to students to improve your reputation is the most likely answer, but I'd like to learn more about it too. Statistically, you're more likely to die at the cans of a vending machine than a shark attack.