Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-25990213-20151116133610/@comment-27257093-20151125183722

Witch-Of-Rage wrote: XxColorGuardxX wrote:Cauterize I searched this meaning on google. ('Cause google can do everything! xD)I would heat up a knife so that it is blazing hot, like white hot, and then slowly cut off small parts of the body, like first, to the first knuckle of your fingers and toes, then second knuckle, third, at the joint, ect. I will do this until I get to the torso. Then carve out a cliche message on their back/abdomen like: You've already been warned! or Don't cross paths with me again! or something. The reason is, is that since the knife is white hot, when you slice through flesh, it will cauterize the wound ( Cauterize : Verb :to burn the skin or flesh of [a wound with a heated instrument or caustic substance, typically to stop bleeding or prevent the wound from becoming infected]) This way, with the blood being stopped, the person won't bleed out. Which means lots of pain. And no relief knowing that you will soon die because you will bleed out. Because the blood is stopped by the heat. After this I would take the knife, and cut out the tongue so they won't be able to tell anybody it was me. I will then set the hair on fire, but I wont let it get to the face. I would put it out with boiling water. I will then proceed to tattoo them with my knife of white hot pain, and then I will dump them in salt, drench them in lime juice and baby oil, and let them sit in the sun for about 30 minutes to an hour. Almost done, I will force there eyes open, and slowly, ever so slowly, take the knife and slowly, did I mention slowly? Gauge their eyes out. Then, I will force a liter of soda down their throats, then give them a pack of mint mentos. But, I will leave the ears perfectly intact, so that they can hear everyones reaction to what they have become. So they can hear woman scream, parents tell their children to look away, and men shout '''"Good lord what is that monster?" '''Then, cut off their nose wrap them in a package (with holes) and send them on their way home. After a few years, when they are at a ripe good age, I will return. I will tie them up, strapping meat to their body, and drench them in the blood of their family. I will then, helicopter them out into the middle of the ocean, and let the sea take it from there. =)You my friend, are a genius *starts slowly clapping*Why thank you. *bows*