User blog:Just Jadis/How to survive a horror movie 101

I've seen a few horror movies in this life (proceeds to pull every nightmare on elm street, Friday the 13th, Halloween, Scream, It, The Shining, Child's Play and Psycho movie out of her closet) and I've found ways to survive in one.

1. When you are running from the killer/monster, don't look back when you're running. Chances are, you will trip over a tree stump or bush, and proceed to be murdered. If you just run like a goddamn normal person, you will live.

2. Don't drink alcohol or do drugs. If you're high or drunk, you won't be able to run or do anything properly. I made up a phrase: you drunk, you dead.

3. Don't have sex. Don't even take a shower or sleep until you're 100% sure the killer is in prison.

4. Don't go to Camp Crystal Lake, Haddonfield, Elm Street, Derry Maine or The Bates Motel.

4. Before you get into a car, check the backseat to make sure a killer isn't behind you.

5. Don't be a cheerleader or jock. The geeks, emos,  weirdos and animals always survive. Almost.

Just wanted to make a useful blog post hehe. Bye, creepsters! (That's what I call my friends because I like my friends and a I like creepy things)