Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-28602273-20170906110234/@comment-35321829-20171019202935

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Situation:  While most people laughed at the "pickle rick" scene in Season 3 of the Rick and Morty TV series, few people actually   understood   it. Me, on the other hand, with my 200 IQ (that's right, my IQ is   200 ), am fully equipped with the mental tools needed to dissect the "pickle rick" scene in time to chuckle whilst watching it occur. No, I did not have to pick apart and analyze the scene, watching it over and over again, to understand the scene's   true   meaning. In fact, I knew Rick would be in pickle form immediately when Morty walked into the garage. BAM! Just like that, my brain calculated why the scene was funny and the   true   joke that was intended. Most people know very little about history, it's unfortunate, but that's just how it is nowadays. What, with the education system being so bad. Ahahaha. Dummies. No offense, you guys are just retarded. I mean, it's not like I'm trying to insult you, but you were just raised this way. Raised to be inferior to me. Do not fret, I hold you in   ABSOLUTELY   no contempt. Let's get back to the meat of the argument. So, history lesson, there was once a philosopher called Aristotle. He was like Plato, but more practical. Oh, and Plato, he was a philosopher too. Philosophers are people who think about the world. Do you know what that means? To think about the world? I wonder if you can. I truly do, do not worry pleb, this is mere constructive criticism, it is not intended as an insult towards you. You being inferior is   OKAY, it is okay that you are inferior, not everyone can be as intelligent as me. Aside from my education (I'm a Harvard graduate, FYI), I was born with a 200 IQ. I wonder if you can even remember having read that I was born with a 200 IQ or if it's already exited your little brain. ANYWAYS, so, now we have established the concept of philosophers in your little pea brain. Philosophers = people who think about things. So, Plato, Aristotle. Both philosophers from the Roman Empire. Let's move forward in time a bit, yes, yes, let's move ALL THE WAY INTO THE 19th/20th century! So here we are. There's a hip new philosopher whose name is Nietzsche. So, if you've ever read Nietzsche you'll know he's a nihilist. Nihilism means "the world has no purpose", essentially. Nietzsche believed the world had no purpose. I have studied him for 10 years now at Princeton, it's such a nice school! I've had sex with tons of women during my stay there, women at places like that are attracted to big brain guys like me. It's just how it is, sorry chap. SO   nihilism = no meaning in the world. This was groundbreaking for the time, prior to this, religion had ruled over the world. Christianity had dominated Europe, and everyone was obsessed with "meaning", ba! "meaning", what is that!? Hahahahaha, what a absolutely bizarre concept. Unfortunately, before Nietzsche could finish his philosophy he died of an STD, how dreadful! This was one of the single most troublesome things I had ever discovered in my life, second only to the fact that there are others out there with 201 IQs. Probably lying, probably cheated on their tests. Do you remember that we were talking about Rick and Morty pleb? Well, anyways, the "pickle rick" scene is what I consider to be the culmination of Nietzsche's work. I laughed, I laughed so hard at that scene because I was so happy, and I laughed because I realized how pointless the culmination of Nietzsche's work was anyways. Why had that concerned me so? Why had I cared so much about Nietzsche's work? The world truly has no meaning, few can actually come to this realization, but I did. If you had an IQ of   200, maybe you would too! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha. Ah, I love a good joke!