Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-28602273-20171222092825/@comment-31440726-20171229180829

IHAVENOCLUE2468 wrote: I force-feed taffy to the defending half of your army. They are now bittersweet to adjust the taffy and emo darkness. I lead them away to the river of light to make the bittersweetness a part of them and then release them into the Rainbow Battleground, where I'm also going.

The soldiers look very different now. Oh dear. I hire a mad scientist. He should be able to cure my army. The rainbowness should wear off in a few posts.

The bittersweetness can be cured by drinking edgy tea. I will give it to them once they are able to use their mouths. And to make sure no one tampers with it or steals it, I keep my edgy tea in a safe that is guarded by Basement Cat. Anyone who tries to fight him may find their souls in Hell.