Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5226524-20150625011324/@comment-24063931-20150625205615

Gorge: The two girls will be taken into custody and soon arrested.

(in the interrogation room)

Policeman #1: Where were you today?

Hina: School.

Policeman #2: What did you do today?

Saki: Learn about arithmetic.

Policeman #3: That's lie #1! High School students learn Algebra, not Arithmetic!

Policeman #4: How do you explain the murder of an innocent otter?

Saki: Uhh... she ate too much and exploded.

Policeman #5: Lie #2! If she really did that, we'd find a huge blood splatter on the school grounds!

Policeman #6: OK... what about attempted murder of Info-Chan, the girl from the Newspaper club?

Saki: Homura Akemi killed her...

Policeman #7: That's the third lie we've heard from you two! Homura doesn't even attend Akademi High.

Policeman #1: Requesting permission to throw these two into the slammer?

Policeman #8: (on the walkie-talkie) Granted.

(Hina and Saki are taken to cell #34, where Ron is held prisoner)

Ron: Oh, great. It's you two.