Talk:Light Music Club/@comment-1784834-20170124023805

Yandere-chan goes on a rampage.

Ritsu: What the hell is that?

Mio: Oh, that just Yandere-chan going on a rampage again.

Ritsu: ...we're gonna die, aren't we?

Mio: No, we'll be fine. We have the plot on our side.

Mugi: The plot?

Mio: Yeah. We're the main characters of K-On!, so we all have plot armor.

Yui: But Goku's a main character, and he dies several times.

Mio: DIFFERENT CIRCUMSTANCES. We're a light-hearted slice-of-life moe series, while Dragon Ball is a testosterone-fueled action show.

Yui: Fair point.

The door swings open and Azusa runs in

Azusa: IT'S MADNESS OUT THERE!

Ritsu: We know. Just stay in here until she goes home and we'll be fine.

Yui: Or, OR, work with me here...we defeat her using the power of music!

Azusa: ...wow, Yui.

Mugi: It could work if we tune all of our amps to the highest level. Then we play the loudest notes possible. It's a stretch, but the noise could subdue her.

Azusa: Huh, that actually sounds like a good plan. But we'll need bait.

Mio: I say we send an expendable flat character. Nodoka fits the bill.

Yui: NO.