Board Thread:Staff/@comment-8846246-20180407052429/@comment-8846246-20180425010856

(Presider's Log: Hour 22 - the stalemate continues. If I don't make it out of here, I leave my vast wealth of nothing to my best friend, Jerald the giant rock that weighs like 30 pounds I brought home from the beach last summer and that sits on my work desk.)