Thread:Shadow739/@comment-2248043-20151215225435/@comment-26819397-20151215232923

Rgis wrote: How unbearable! That was beary, beary pawful. I want to beat people up with my bear paws hand just rage because I can bearly bearlieve you roared at me like that. What the pun did you just punning say about me, you little cat lover? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Bears, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 9000 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed bears. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the pun out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my punning words. You think you can get away with saying that pun to me over the Internet? Think again, cat lover. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of bears across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, n00b. The storm that wipes out the punny little thing you call your life. You’re punning dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can think of puns in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Bear puns and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable pun off the face of the continent, you little punner. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” puns was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your punny tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you baka! I will spam you with puns all over you and you will drown in it. You’re punning dead, kiddo.