Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5346296-20160110195627/@comment-26684445-20160318033444

Wow, all of you guy's ideas are flawed! If you go yandere on your senpai, they'll only "love" you because they don't wanna be hurt! And, on top of that, there's like, 30 other yanderes that all have a crush on the same 3 people.

Now, being the cool guy I am, I'm going to teach you how to win your senpai's affection.


 * Choose a senpai that you don't even know or love, and preferrably, someone that NO ONE knows. This reduces the chance of senpai stealing or a knife to your throat.


 * Follow your senpai EVERYWHERE. Try talking to them every twelve seconds, even when they're busy. If your senpai appears to be getting angry, don't worry! They don't hate you, in fact, it's scientifically proven that all senpais love this. If they seem outwardly offended, they are probably just a tsundere.


 * Follow/Friend/whatever your senpai on EVERY social media account they have. Message them daily. If they block you, remember, they are only being tsundere. Just make another account and do the same thing! If you can't message them because they blocked your IP address, it may be time to get a new computer.


 * Dress like your senpai. Mimic their hairstyle. Get color contacts. Legally change your name to your senpai's. Immitation is the best form of flattery!


 * Murder your senpai. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

Hopefully, this guide will get you through the akward stages of senpais.