Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-28602273-20171222092825/@comment-28771969-20171224035128

PopsicleNinja wrote: LunathuThePotato wrote: PopsicleNinja wrote: NOooooOOOOoOoO

I deal with it by giving all of my cats axes made of edge. Some of them are on fire. And I use the dark energy in my black heart to create shadow creatures. I teach my vampire cats magic, so they can now use the dark arts if they have to. Next time, I'll send two or more cats if I need to do a stealth mission.

And I instruct my cats to attack and suck the blood of anyone who attacks them. One cat can be countered, but two is too many. i dab. cats die of cancer I cast a spell out of darkness to make all the dark beasts in the area immune to cringe. Or at least, immune enough that it won't give them cancer and kill them. After all, edginess can generate cringe too, and they need to be immune to their own cringe.

Ghost vampires apparently exist. The vampire cats who died return as ghosts to haunt the land and can still kill you. i give cats external crisis, they die and never came back