Thread:PrismaCube/@comment-4014806-20160517191209/@comment-4569446-20160517201525

(Take this as a joke :) Nothing I say here has anything to do with the game)

Ah yes! *Clears throat*

As you mentioned already Buraza town seems to be in quite an economy crisis. As selected Volunteer out of the masses I have promised to do my best inorder to get rid of such nuisance.

Here are my plans for the future! A better future. Make Buraza Town Great Again!

Crazy Dere Girls be Crazy! We ain't got not time to deal with them. :(

To drilled haired girls that get hurt every five seconds, we are debating on putting them in 50mm thick Bubble Wrap. Our testing experts have never complained ever again after being stabbed with a knife while wearing the Bubble Wrap. (Now hiring new testing experts.)

Tsunderes that go "BAKA!" shall be NO MORE! For we have hidden the hidden button that makes them say "BAKA!" even harder!

Green haired people that ask stupid questions shall get a hair dye. Therefore we shall no longer have green haired people, which solved the problem of stupid questions. (Trust me I got a Major Degree in Math.) Same goes for green pigtailed meddlers! Now you can murder away in peace!

Nurses shall no longer ignore students with horrible injuries, from now on Nurses are allowed to make the injuries even worse. (Universities around the world have shown that Nurses who are allowed to run around with knifes are less likely to ignore you.)

Demons that bring hell on earth will from now on be closely observed by hired hall monitors! If a demon is found outside the classroom during class time he will be suspended. Keeping the demons in check means that hell on earth will be postponed for another day :)

Guidance Counselor's shall now help you in your time of need. With the exception that they are stilled allowed to yell at you whenever they wish to for no reason.

We have set Skyrim Guards throughout the schools to prevent stupid girls from standing under a tree all day doing nothing. No Lollygagging!

As you can see we have a plan. And I hope you will support me in our plans to stabilise Buraza Town's Economy! Progress shall be made!

Thank you for your time :D