Thread:The real hulk/@comment-31496881-20170508142139

One time I went to the store, and just stopped breathing when I walked in the door. One time I went to the store, and smelled all of the meat in the store. One time I went to the store, and stole cigarettes and got arrested for resisting arrest in the store. One time I went to the store, and tried to steal gas, but the Arabs that worked in the store held my friend Craig hostage in the store, until I came back with the money. One time I went to the store, and got shocked by a stun gun man in the store. One time I went to the store, and almost got electrocuted by the arcade game Galaga. One time I went to the store, and an old man was getting CPR on the floor of the store. One time I went to the store, and spit on a girl in the store. One time I went to the store, and a dozen black guys were kicking and beating 2 white guys in the store. One time I went to the store, and saw someone get stabbed in front of store, so I kept driving. One time I went to the store, and was horsing around in the store, with a friend and a basketball, and a newborn baby, in a shopping cart almost got his head smashed in by a basketball in the store. One time I went to the store, and a police officer backed into a car full of rednecks, the rednecks called him in the N word, and in anger the police man drove his car into the store. One time I went to the store, and the cashier's face melted off. One time I went to the store, and faked a seizure, so my friend could steal a dozen eggs from the store. One time I went to the store, and saw 2 people hooked up to IV bags in the back of the store. One time I went to the store, and an 11 year old girl wouldn't stop grabbing my grandfather's groin, saying "Hey mister give me a dollar let me feel yo dick, let me feel yo dick, for a dollar." In the store. One time I went to the store, and saw a customer wearing a football helmet and a diaper, and the cashier had a gun. One time I went to the store, and saw blood all over the walls and floor of the store. One time I went to the store, and took a shit on the bathroom floor of the store, because the toilet was so nasty. One time I went to the store, walked into the walk-in freezer and took off all of my clothes and sat down on a case of cheese, until the manager made me leave the store. I still go to the store, you have to. What else can you do? You can't live without the store.  